Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

Two

Stupid fucking bitch who stole half the contestants and took x from four

Bro I hate two he sucks

Ya he does

by Peensbde December 22, 2020

Two

The number of sentences between me and a billion dollars

Hym "Isn't it sad that two sentences of my thought are worth more money than 99.9% of people will ever make in their entire lives? And that's the sad truth... Life isn't hard. Its just convoluted... "

Cain "And I dont have to let you be better than me..."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.

Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."

by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022

《¤》Deeya《¤》Sonalkar《¤》Is《¤》Thing《¤》One《¤》And《¤》Two《¤》

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《¤》Deeya《¤》Sonalkar《¤》Is《¤》Thing《¤》One《¤》And《¤》Two《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

Two man steeple

The first time I was asked about this was

My partner and I demonstrated the Two man steeple for the lacrosse camp talent show.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)

Use words like: Humiliated. Panic. Backfire. Checkmate. Plan. Lose. Win. Manipulation. Shocking. Truth. Narcissism.

*How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)*

Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! He if I keep saying it then it's true!"

Hym "Your Jew magic doesn't work on me sissy! Oh! OOOH! WHAT'S THIS!? I'M GETTING A MESSAGE FROM GOD! He wants me to kill you all and kidnap all of your virgins! A strange thing for him to want but, I mean, who am I to argue with GOD!?"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2025