two heartbeats

being turned on
you’re so sexy

“omg that just gave me two heartbeats !”
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Two heartbeats

When a girl is turned on,her pussy starts to throb in a way a heartbeat does. So they call it two heartbeats
Boy:*touches the girls' inner thigh*
Girl:"totally not having two heartbeats right now"
by All graves go unvisited itd April 29, 2024
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Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.
Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.
by -nuthin June 19, 2025
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This was written by a very wise fatty as this piece of intellectual text has made this fatties life extraordinary. This fatty was so happy that he proved to his boys that he gets some puss. We are all happy for him as he has proven himself to be da top darg. This has impacted his life positively as he realises fat boys get some as well. The trenches love u fatty and never stop getting those videos. Signing out.
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She sent me two videos 🤤🤤🤤
by oblockdafamily April 30, 2024
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A very wise fat guy has once said this and ever since this piece of intellectual text has been published, life has been very extraordinary for this fatty. If this has been said amongst others, just to let you know they assert dominance flexing the amount of puss they get. In reality we are happy for this guy as this shows he can chat to the opposite gender.

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omg guys she sent me two videos 🤤🤤
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Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!
by KoolKStreet August 02, 2021
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two way adaptor

1.
Someone who swings both ways, e.g. a bi or bisexual.
2.
A person who behaves & acts like a member of the opposite sex. Also a person who wants to be more like a member of the opposite sex, e.g. a transsexual.
1. Neil: "What's the story with Jerry? One day he's dating that blonde, then last week I saw him out with gay Ken."
Bill: "Didn't you know? He's a two way adaptor."
2a. Hey, that guy acts like a real pussy - a two way adaptor if ever I saw one.
2b. I can't wait for my operation. soon I'll be transformed from Michael into Michelle. Meanwhile I guess I'm just a two way adaptor.
by Orville Schnopps August 06, 2008
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