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by Scrufflorrd June 26, 2023
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40% Boner

When the base of your dick is hard but the head is still soft
MALE: Oh boy, I'm at a 40% Boner right now!
FEMALE: Just wait until it's at 100%!
by cumguzzler6000 December 11, 2022
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Boner Revival

When you make comeback after losing a boner.
Ruth totally killed the mood so I had to go on her instagram for a boner revival.
by anoteatatime January 19, 2015
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Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
by Incubator September 18, 2023
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Bee Boner

When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.
We were in bed and a bee stung his foot. His boner disappeared so quick, a bee bee boner!
by Watermelon seeds May 11, 2018
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Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.
Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.
by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023
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No Boner Bob

When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.
No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.
by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023
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