Chris Martin

A person who is a total caring person who loves wwe and sports

You know you could always join to Chris Martin for help he’s good at it

by ChrisWillSaveYou!!!!! November 26, 2021

Chris Bucknell

Usually a VCE computing teacher and it’s most common habitat is in his office preying on young children. He spends his days eating biscuits 24/7 and throwing pieces of chalk at kids. Usually a very sad, depressed individual and likes to call him self Buckers or Buckets.

Chris Bucknell just ate 3000 biscuits

by jv.pro November 27, 2021

Chris

the cockiest person on the planet

Chris thinks he’s the shit. His ego is too high, therefore he’s cocky.

by biven November 28, 2021

chris

a redneck with a friend named thomas, a chris usually has a big obnoxious head that stretches from the front to the back. some would call chris a human being, but it is a known fact that they are clones (aliens). a chris is usually a fun (thing) to hangout with but can get annoying and piss you off quickly. if you happen to come across a chris stay clear of its big ass head that is filled with air and dont call it a clone.

that thing looks like a chris.

by chris clone December 1, 2021

Chris

Chris is a really cool guy that you'll meet

Chris is cool

by CISCDR December 1, 2021

Chris

He has a really big dick and is really cute, if he is your boyfriend you age very lucky. You dont treat him wrong. He is really good in bed as well

Chris is sexy

by Wayn ker December 4, 2021

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024