by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012
The home of a Sex goddess. Her name is Julie, and she exudes sex. A pussy palace is welcoming harem stocked with coffee and flat bread pizza. Julie sleeps naked, walks around topless throughout the day, has a box of sex toys under her bed, and fucks you in librarian glasses while dressed like a young naughty school girl. She rubs sex oils on her chest when she comes in the room to do you, she cums multiple times and fucks you at least twice a day. A requirement to have a pussy palace is the ability to do splits during sex. Julie can do this and take your load with her to yoga directly following intercourse.
by Matt frat January 16, 2020
When the female labia dangles below the vaginal walls. People who stretch their labias have shrimp pussies.
Did you see that Delta Zeta in the gold dress? She has some shrimp pussy!
No way, bro! That's so gross!
No way, bro! That's so gross!
by Bonita Appelbaum December 19, 2011
1. When a person's vagina is so bulbous it appears the buldge is actually a penis.
2. A special delivery on Christmas morning.
2. A special delivery on Christmas morning.
1. Krystine, "Hey. Look at Alicia's Pussy Package. When did she grow a dick?".
Rachel, "Its all those brownies she's been eating."
2. Julie, "Look under the sheets. Merry Christmas!"
Rachel, "Its all those brownies she's been eating."
2. Julie, "Look under the sheets. Merry Christmas!"
by Raysten August 17, 2009
by saps72 April 30, 2018
What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.
A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)
Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.
A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)
Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.
Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”
Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”
Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”
Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”
Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”
by Oatsngoats chat June 13, 2019
by feelin_you May 14, 2013