Roon’s law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the original discoverer

"You hear about Roon’s law?”

"Yah man but funny thing. It was made by this guy called Andrew Reed"

by Martian bot December 26, 2021

Reed's Law

"Reed's Law" is an adage coined by @Andrew_Reed which states that "the person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer."

This dude just got reed's law'd lol

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021

Reed's Law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer.

"The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer." - Person A
"I call this reed's law" - Person B
"That person just got reed's law'd lol" - Person C

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021

Pengu's Law

Whenever you have any semblance of happiness, you must have something happen to you that makes to more depressed than u started.

I came up with Pengu's Law as a joke... and now my depression is just skyrocketing

by Pengu28 April 1, 2022

Bango's Law

When rigging, the act of bypassing a certain step with the thought of " no one will use/ see this", only to have quite the opposite effect.

I ignored smoothing the weights on the mouth micro joints, seeing as they are barely used in animation. During dailies, Bango's law kicked me square in the dick when Anim Dept preceded to ONLY use the micro controls

by LordOfRigging April 5, 2022

Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

HEIGHT LAW

Height law can be claimed in tandem with dibs by someone over 6'0. When someone under 5'8 claims dibs on a seat, height law can be used to allow the driver to select his choice on shotgun.

Manlet: dibs on shotgun
Lankey: height law
Driver: nah, lankey needs the extra leg room

by Helperofheight April 15, 2022