by Shish Kabober February 8, 2022
Get the Lumber jack mug.When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.
You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."
by smc1991 December 16, 2014
Get the Mom-jacked mug.Some find Jack to be a crazy annoying psychopath, he really isn't, he deserves a break and that's it.
Jack can be the sweetest person you can ever find on earth, but he only gives what he gets back and it's absolutely beautiful and understandable.
He can funny, friendly, absolutely unique and an absolute cute little thing with those who deserve it.
Jack is a guys with a very kind heart, he always tries his best and it's unlucky and sad that some people fail to see that in him when it's the only thing he's good at.
This ultimate ball of cuteness is very good at throwing out compliments and is one flirtatious sexy good-looking guy, he can be romantic but naughty, he never fails to surprise people around him by being a total crackhead but a total hot guy all at once.
Jack is a a cute crackhead but a sexy guy, a lovely and kind sweetheart but only to those who deserve, very intelligent and uniquely different yet hes still a bit lost, he's funny cheerful and very well mannered but sadly he himself has some demons to fight.
if you ever find yourself a Jack, keep Jack, he's one of a kind, he's the greatest alive, he's the one that keeps running in my mind!
i love you Jack D! i really do.
Jack can be the sweetest person you can ever find on earth, but he only gives what he gets back and it's absolutely beautiful and understandable.
He can funny, friendly, absolutely unique and an absolute cute little thing with those who deserve it.
Jack is a guys with a very kind heart, he always tries his best and it's unlucky and sad that some people fail to see that in him when it's the only thing he's good at.
This ultimate ball of cuteness is very good at throwing out compliments and is one flirtatious sexy good-looking guy, he can be romantic but naughty, he never fails to surprise people around him by being a total crackhead but a total hot guy all at once.
Jack is a a cute crackhead but a sexy guy, a lovely and kind sweetheart but only to those who deserve, very intelligent and uniquely different yet hes still a bit lost, he's funny cheerful and very well mannered but sadly he himself has some demons to fight.
if you ever find yourself a Jack, keep Jack, he's one of a kind, he's the greatest alive, he's the one that keeps running in my mind!
i love you Jack D! i really do.
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