dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

Dead nut

When you put one balls in her pussy with y and when you take them out, they’re numb from lack of circulation.

Things got real freaky last night and I ended up with a dead nut.

by Pizi March 13, 2020

Dead Lesbian Theory

The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.

Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.

by #I’mStraight June 13, 2025

Brain Dead Content

Media or literature that is so stupid it does not require a single brain cell to understand the context

“Dude, I’m so high I can only watch brain dead content like on YouTube right now…”

by Lurain January 14, 2023

Drop dead

basically means to kill yourself

Elizabeth told Ann that she wished she'd drop dead. How Heartless!

by ThrowOutYourAxe July 16, 2022

drop dead

a rude way of telling someone that you are annoyed with them and want them to go away or be quiet

Oh, just drop dead!

by tenorialex February 15, 2017

Dead Inside

"What individuals articulate when they lack motivation or are experiencing a profound sense of fatigue. Or just feel Dead"

"Intel is experiencing a significant amount in being dead inside due to AMD's recent advancements and innovations."

by The Really Annoying Guy December 06, 2024