The best press secretary the world has ever had. He is tremendous and outstanding. He has since been promoted to judge, however he is mad as he has lost his salary! lol
by Unknown physicist February 19, 2021

Girl: "Michael is untrustworthy. I can agree with my friend that he can't be trusted!"
Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh."
Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"
Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh."
Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"
by thegirlwhosedead November 23, 2021

Michael is sweet and caring. He’ll always be there through thick and thin. He’ll be someone who supports what you do. He’s someone who only wants the best for other even if that means putting them before himself. He has beautiful brown eyes that sparkle. He has a smile that lights up the room. A smile that makes you want to smile and the cutest laugh can make ur heart jump with joy. He’s a person who’ll listen to your problems and never judge you based off it. You could talk to him for hours about god knows what. He has the best humor out there. He’s weird but in a good way. You can trust him with ur life. He’ll make ur heart jump for joy. He has problems of his own. He would never mention it but he struggles. He hurts. He’s insecure. He goes through so much but yet never talks to anyone. It’s ironic how much he can be there for you but not allow someone to be there for him. He doesn’t want to feel like a burden or bother you with it. If he doesn’t talk to you about his feelings or problems. Just be there for him. Even if he won’t say, you being there will be more than enough. Stay in his life. You won’t regret it at all. You’ll make the most amazing memories with him. He deserves more than the world. He truly is amazing. I love you Michael.
by ur cool :) November 21, 2021

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018

A very kind, smart, thoughtful, helpful, honest, caring, and funny boy. His jokes might make me a bit angry sometimes, but he means well. He is a very understanding person who accepts and helps others whenever he can. Overall, he is one of the goats and one of the purest, legit, awesomest, coolest, genuine, and rizziest people of the earth and of all time.
by Kitty queen Kait June 1, 2023

Definitely one of the cutest boys ever period. So sweet and caring. Most of all knows how to treat a girl, and is faithful. Has one of the cutest smiles ever and is literally the greatest person to be around with. One of the best person to ever vibe with. 🥺
by badbaby😩 November 7, 2019

Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee
by anonymous November 23, 2021
