Bums

People who are absolute garbage at a game and are always on your team. They are very bad and will sell you so hard you want to quit the game.

Karter we got bums on our team.

by Lmaodbwha April 14, 2021

Bum fanny bum

Going from the bum to the Danny and back to the bum on a slider

I was in New York and kissing razor blade because of bum fanny bum fun times on a sloder

by Bfb lover or not October 15, 2020

Playa Bum

A lazy non workin person who does nothing but feen on stuff with no money. Who sleeps around with any std smelling female, and can't even take a lady out on a date.

Yo!, look theres dat "playa bum" over there feenin on some weed and ass!

by By Nez & Leilo February 13, 2014

Bum Chutney

When all the winnets in your arse collect together.

I need more bog roll I’ve got bum chutney.

by Stephiepoo342 August 10, 2025

Bum fuzzle

To be a retard. have special needs. Strikes out way too much. Hits the ball when not important .

Justin stop being a bum fuzzle like masi and baker.

by Nigga name joe December 2, 2020

bum

A stupid person

you're such a bum

by asskickerdoppy March 31, 2021

Pokey chokey bum wank

To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)

I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general August 30, 2018