bake the cake. can't somebody keep away the kids, entertain them. bake the bloody cake. god i hope this will turn out nice. write a card maybe? is that too cheesy. maybe rhyme. haha duh. air force 1 was it? what, adidas was it? air force 100? nike. ask the assistant. bake the bloody cake. dinner. lamb? kid-friendly? wrap the presents. check the cake. so, lamb was it. side dish. potatoes. brussel sprouts. kid-friendly my ass. we need a sauce. wrap it up. maybe write a definition. call it brain peep. brain fuck. peep. fuck. fuck the brain. its fucked.
by Krkič December 30, 2019
Get the brain peepmug. A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
Get the Brain Fartmug. 
WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN
by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021
Get the brain strokemug. Jake Dufner: stop filming me when you come to my house to “apologize” and be a friend and do it man to man
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.
God damn 😂
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.
God damn 😂
by Jakes dad June 9, 2019
Get the Brain deadmug. The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
by docepsilon May 29, 2025
Get the Porn brainmug. Dolphin brain is a metaphor for the mental connections/ train of thought made by a ND person in between conversation. It can be used to describe the thought process made mentally by a ND person in-between verbal conversation.
Imagine a dolphin jumping out of the water; that's the voiced thoughts/conversation. The dolphin then disappears in the water which is when the unvoiced thoughts happen, and the mental connections between a to z is made.
NT's only see the breach of the water which is just a faction of what is happening beneath the surface which is why confusion happen when a ND goes from talking about mango to orchids.
(Inspired from tweet by @3TrackMind79 on twitter)
Imagine a dolphin jumping out of the water; that's the voiced thoughts/conversation. The dolphin then disappears in the water which is when the unvoiced thoughts happen, and the mental connections between a to z is made.
NT's only see the breach of the water which is just a faction of what is happening beneath the surface which is why confusion happen when a ND goes from talking about mango to orchids.
(Inspired from tweet by @3TrackMind79 on twitter)
Neurodiverse (ND): I love mangoes
Neurotypical (NT): Yeah, me too
ND: I want more orchids
NT: ???
With dolphin brain
ND out loud: I love mangoes
ND in their head: Pineapple is an amazing fruit too
ND in their head: Sponge-Bob lives in a pineapple
ND in their head: He's probably from Hawaii
ND in their head: Uh, there's so many pretty flowers in Hawaii
NT: Yeah, me too
ND out loud: I want more orchids
Neurotypical (NT): Yeah, me too
ND: I want more orchids
NT: ???
With dolphin brain
ND out loud: I love mangoes
ND in their head: Pineapple is an amazing fruit too
ND in their head: Sponge-Bob lives in a pineapple
ND in their head: He's probably from Hawaii
ND in their head: Uh, there's so many pretty flowers in Hawaii
NT: Yeah, me too
ND out loud: I want more orchids
by Miss_Em February 25, 2021
Get the Dolphin brainmug.