Meat-cute

The first time a couple has hot, steamy sex. Especially when done in some adorable circumstance, like in an abandoned cabin in the forest in the middle of the night.

"Tell me about you and Albert's meat-cute!"

"Oh, it was the best. We did it in the backseat of hid buddy's tour van! His friend up all over me too!"

"Oh."

by BigAssDickMan September 23, 2021

meat blunt

Filthy sounding slang for a single Slim Jim eaten by multiple people in sequence.

The way you two are passing that Slim Jim around makes it look like a meat blunt.

by rurikloderr October 9, 2016

Up Meat

When a Male has an erection.

Person A: Why is Joey holding his binder over his pants?
Person B: He has Up Meat

by Hoe_Ass_Bitch__ May 18, 2018

Meat slide

When you slide into the DM with a dick pic.

Hey man I heard you gave her the meat slide?
Yeah bro, but she never responded.

by TKFB January 3, 2017

Meat hooked

The act of using your penis so well so that the partner can think of nothing else.

She wouldn't stop calling me, I meat hooked her.

by NewportNick December 7, 2010

swab meat

the contents of the biohazzard container at the doctors office

think about it, swab meat, it's funny if you're a terrorist.

by SwiiThArt June 12, 2011

Thug Meat

The biggest blackest cock to ever be seen.

"Damn nigga, he got a Thug Meat!"

by Riffels October 22, 2015