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Blue Brain Syndrome

Blue Brain Syndrome (BBS) is a condition where someone has dyed their hair so many times that the chemicals seep through their skull, staining their brain a vivid hue, most commonly a vibrant blue due to its popularity. This leads to erratic, unhinged behavior, as the dye allegedly messes with their neural wiring.

It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.

BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
After dyeing her hair electric blue for the third time this month, Karen started yelling at her toaster for “disrespecting her vibes.”

Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”

My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”

These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
by Idiocracy is a Prophecy April 22, 2025
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Brain-Frying Orgasm

An Orgasm So Pleasurable, So Good, So Deep, Painful, That You Get Overwhelmed With Sensations All Over Your Body That You Feel Like Your Brains Fried.
Jay: Yo Me And Josh Had The Best Threesome Last Night With Theresa!

Henry: NICE! Describe It.

Jay: We Had A Brain-Frying Orgasm!
by Alexcían Empire Thingy June 14, 2022
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Big brain

Extremely large brain. Usually named Lily.

Basically a person with a very large brain that has hella smart stuff.
Random dude: what’s 42+27?
Lily: 69 🧐
Random dude: damn you hella big brain
by Edjn October 24, 2019
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brain generated reality

May be defined as the sensory perception of the environment ,subsequently integrated into
the existing consciousness- a consciousness which is off-course subjective.Reality therefore, is different for each individual but having many common grounds.

Prosenjit N Sinha
Russel sees a cat being reminded of the tabby his aunt had. Rasoul feels aggression, having being
scratched by one as a child. Brain generated reality here is different for each, arising out of a similar
environmental stimuli
by prosen_clarity June 27, 2016
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Dance Brain

When a dancer comes back from a practice and still had a pound of homework to do at like midnight, and their brain feels like it’s melting. You can’t really function and your eyelids feel like your eyes are weightlifting.
Mrs. Smith, I was not able to complete my homework because I had a huge dance brain.
by EyeWeightifting June 6, 2018
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bryce brain broken

When someone gets stuck in your head, saying "This is trueee", with pointing, when "this" and "true" has been used in close proximity.
the bryce brain broken syndrome:
"and for this reason, our statement is concluded as true" - presenters

"this is trueee *pointing*" - bryce's brain
by You'reReadingThisPseudonym February 27, 2024
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