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Silly Car

A short phrase that's used by many annoying people. Silly is used in a cute way, and "Car" is supposed to be spelt cat but they spell it as cat purposely. God, I hate people who say "Silly Car". It's mainly said in the comment sections of cats that are cute on Tiktok.
(insert cute video of cat)
"Such a silly car!! :3"
Another person: "KILL YOURSELF!!"
by BoxCardboard April 1, 2024
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Obama Car

The car equivalent of an Obama Phone;
newer, neglected budget vehicles with visible cosmetic damage often driven by people with road rage problems and are ignorant to other’s safety on the road.

Examples of Obama cars are:

Nissan Altimas with missing hubcaps and a broken taillight swerving in and out of traffic on the highway at 90+ mph

Chevy Malibus with visible flat tires and blown out suspension blowing through red lights with all windows rolled down, blasting loud music

Kia/Hyundai crossovers with dangling front or rear bumpers, driven by individuals that often unsafely merge and can’t comprehend the idea of following distance
Andrew (Driver): That sweaty hen in the clapped out Sentra is gonna kill someone the way she’s driving!!

Francisco (Passenger): Obama car ain’t worth the trouble mane... just let it go..
by Burger Person January 17, 2026
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Car-op circles

To create elaborate patterns in the snow with your car but look like aliens left them, shortly after a fresh snowfall.
Dude, something spooky is going on here. I look out the window an hour ago and it was a blanket of fresh snow on the ground. Now there's car-op circles. I think the Grey's are trying to contact us.
by Watchinfool January 18, 2026
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Romanian car wash

When your partner has a dirty ass so you take a pressure washer and proceed to put it around 2-3 inches in the anus and turn it on.
A. Bro that bitch Jonah was smelly as fuck last night
B. Did you give his ass a Romanian car wash?
A. Shit I shouldn’t done that!
B. You dumbass.
by AnnexationofBritain January 26, 2026
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Car crash bangs

Bangs (hair) that are so short and jagged that they look like they were trimmed during a car crash. Generally a bad look but there's always somebody trying to gaslight you into thinking it looks good.
Hey girl, did your insurance pay for those car crash bangs?
by BartBloom January 29, 2026
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Car Tickles

A Car Tickle (according to my daughter) is the act of running over the little bumps on the side of highways (rumble strips)
While on a phone call with my daughter. Dad “what was that noise I just heard?” Daughter “oh that was just a car tickles” Dad “what” Daughter “you know those little bumps that make it feel like it’s tickling my Jeeps belly”
by chontz1031 February 2, 2026
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