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Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an an equivalent group exists without you in it.
Jule's law implies the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).
by slumberlust June 29, 2021
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Onceler's Law

A fandom phenomina that states, essentially, if a given character in a work has a "good" and "evil" side or persona, the fandom will inevitably create a selfcest ship between the two. Named after the version of the Onceler from the 2012 Lorax film, which famously had a fanbase around the selfcest ship.
I saw some fanart of Simon Keyes from Ace Attorney Investigations 2 shipping him with himself. That's weird.

No, that's just Onceler's Law in action.
by SylentVoidkeeper July 20, 2024
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Lee's Law

A law coined by iDixie, meaning that wherever Union Dixie is shouted loud and proud, you will find crippling porn addiction and 1st/2nd generation Americans
"OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS!"

"Lee's Law"
by iFunny.co April 12, 2024
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Morris' Law

The opposite of Moore's Law. Says that microchip performance increases but wafer costs increase at the square (^2) of performance uplift of said microchip.
Morris' Law has overtaken Moore's law now that TSMC has no real competition.
by PD W April 8, 2025
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CTB's Law

CTB's law says that when someone is having a public meltdown online, they will, given enough time and public pressure, eventually circle around to defending Pedophilia/Ephebophilia.

Named for when this happened to the lead singer of a has-been rock band that rhymes with Trapped.
I just know this Libertarian yelling about how rain collection laws is 2 more comments away from running headfirst into CTB's Law.
by AnWorm January 3, 2021
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second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed.
3- 2C1R-in-law.
My second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law

Great-great-great-grandson's wife.
My great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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