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Hot Kreimer

The act of taking one's feces, warm urine, and self-induced vomit and combining the above 3 into a mixing bowl. Next the perpetrator uses this very greasy, gooey, warm mixture and masturbates himself to climax over and over again.
Man, I was bored as fuck last night so I decided to try out the Hot Kreimer technique. Oh Boy was it great!
by Chevy March 17, 2004
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Hot Kremer

A sexual manuever in which the male deficates a hot steamy pile unto the ass crack of the female (or male, or dog) and then smashes the ass cheeks together. A variation of the Hot Karl, Hot Carl, or Hot Lunch.
I was totally banging this chick, donkey punched her and gave her the Hot Kremer.
by Love, Gil Cerveli August 21, 2003
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Hot Topic

A store
people there are not weird you dumb ass
by meatstupid June 3, 2003
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Thats hot

the most kick ass words ever said by the hottest girl ever and her coolest friend!! yay i love paris!
paris:whats your name
boy:Chops
paris:thats hot
by shiz November 16, 2004
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Hotness Scale

An elaborate way to rate girls that incorporates a variety of aspects included in a woman's attractiveness. The scale is comprised of 3 numbers.

1. The female's hotness number out of 10. (5 is average and should represent the greater majority of women.)
2. Either a 1 or a 0. 1 for doable. 0 for not doable.
3. This number is only given if there was a 0 for the second criterion. This number is the blood alcohol content required to bump the lady up to a 1 on number two.
(Female passes by....)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .09 on the hotness scale."
"Dude, really? For me, she's a 5.2 over 1."
"Nah, I'd have to be pretty bombed to mess with that."
by Tahm July 27, 2008
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thats hot

Words made famous by a stupid ass white bitch named Paris Hilton who is fuckin annoying!! she cant do shit for her self she depends on her money if it wasnt for her great grandfather that bitch would be beggin in the streets!!! shes ugly,has a fake orange tan,wears fake blue contacts, and is anorexic!!!
Average white girls these days

Girl 1:"LIKE OMG PARIS HILTON IS LIKE MY IDOL OMG I AM GOING TO GO WATCH HER SEX TAPE AGAIN!!!!"
Girl 2:"THATS HOT"
by LUSHUZ August 12, 2005
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hot lunch

When a hot and bothered male pinches a loaf off into the gaping mouth of his degraded female counterpart. This is normaly washed down with a few worm shots of the males "duck butter"
by Radi June 18, 2004
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