Car

A car has four wheels, often two sets of window wipers (what I called them) 2 in the front, sometimes one in the back. Most cars I've been in have heated seats, one in the driver seat, and one in the passenger. Normally a CD player or mp3 in the front above the small screen that tells you the time and what radio station you're on. The radio station itself has at least 6 stations to go to by pressing a button. You can change the volume ofc. Depends on what car, you have 5 seats including the middle seat in the back. A light is placed in the backseat, but it blinds your dad every time you turn it on. There should be a mirror on each side of the car, and one in the middle between the driver and passenger seat. To wrap up your car it has a beautiful coat of shiny paint or something on the outside. If you don't have a car, you'll love to have one until you crash it.

Cars are awesome. You can't prove me wrong

by Sm0rt July 8, 2021

Scandinavian Car Bomb

It's is an Irish Car Bomb, but instead of Bailey's and Jameson; the alcoholic uses coffee creamer and Fireball. Dropped into a tall lukewarm Guinness. Enjoy.

My Hee Haw Scandinavian milky amigo came to drink one night, and I suggested car bombs; he called me a pussy! He said real Scandinavian's drink like men. He sad try a Scandinavian Car Bomb; and now I feel like a domestic terrorist! Viva las Scandinavia!

by Jack Handy' Lingo January 13, 2026

Obama Car

The car equivalent of an Obama Phone;
newer, neglected budget vehicles with visible cosmetic damage often driven by people with road rage problems and are ignorant to other’s safety on the road.

Examples of Obama cars are:

Nissan Altimas with missing hubcaps and a broken taillight swerving in and out of traffic on the highway at 90+ mph

Chevy Malibus with visible flat tires and blown out suspension blowing through red lights with all windows rolled down, blasting loud music

Kia/Hyundai crossovers with dangling front or rear bumpers, driven by individuals that often unsafely merge and can’t comprehend the idea of following distance

Andrew (Driver): That sweaty hen in the clapped out Sentra is gonna kill someone the way she’s driving!!

Francisco (Passenger): Obama car ain’t worth the trouble mane... just let it go..

by Burger Person January 17, 2026

Car-op circles

To create elaborate patterns in the snow with your car but look like aliens left them, shortly after a fresh snowfall.

Dude, something spooky is going on here. I look out the window an hour ago and it was a blanket of fresh snow on the ground. Now there's car-op circles. I think the Grey's are trying to contact us.

by Watchinfool January 18, 2026

throwaway car

shitbox car that is cheap for fun

dont worry bro, this is my throwaway car

by certified dirtbag douche eater January 19, 2026

Romanian car wash

When your partner has a dirty ass so you take a pressure washer and proceed to put it around 2-3 inches in the anus and turn it on.

A. Bro that bitch Jonah was smelly as fuck last night
B. Did you give his ass a Romanian car wash?
A. Shit I shouldn’t done that!
B. You dumbass.

by AnnexationofBritain January 26, 2026

Car crash bangs

Bangs (hair) that are so short and jagged that they look like they were trimmed during a car crash. Generally a bad look but there's always somebody trying to gaslight you into thinking it looks good.

Hey girl, did your insurance pay for those car crash bangs?

by BartBloom January 29, 2026