split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
by Chuck80 December 06, 2011
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brain generated reality

May be defined as the sensory perception of the environment ,subsequently integrated into
the existing consciousness- a consciousness which is off-course subjective.Reality therefore, is different for each individual but having many common grounds.

Prosenjit N Sinha
Russel sees a cat being reminded of the tabby his aunt had. Rasoul feels aggression, having being
scratched by one as a child. Brain generated reality here is different for each, arising out of a similar
environmental stimuli
by prosen_clarity April 03, 2016
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brained out

The effects of feeling brain-o-ed, mnagled headed, heid fried. May cause you to collapse.
"Got proper brained out earlier on, need some drugs"
by fronter23 December 09, 2009
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Square Brain

Someone on the autistic spectrum, where thinking tends to be more literal and direct. Often used to refer to oneself.

Opposite of "Squiggle Brain".
"Tom's Square Brain might make him quirky, but he's the only guy I know who can solve a Rubik's Cube while quoting Shakespeare."
by CloverLief August 08, 2024
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Bæ’s Brain

Brooklyn is an example name FYI(hmm)

This is performed when ur bae(gf most commonly) is giving an action known as “brain” ( which is a sexual gesture )
Guy1: Yo Brooklyn gave me Bæ’s Brain
Guy2: dayummmm
Guy1: It was good ;)
by Mateo22106 November 29, 2018
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agua brain

When the captain (or paddler) on any kind of water transportation device receives a blow-job while on the water.
If you give me agua brain I'll paddle harder to catch up with our friends..otherwise you're going overboard bitch :D
by cjezioro September 24, 2010
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Juria Brain

Juria Brain (n)Someone with a small brain; (v) he/she's brain is not functioning.
Oh my gosh you have a Juria Brain or for a verb Your Juria brain
by BrannyTheBraniac February 03, 2024
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