give his two cents

same as My two cents, a inconsequential opinion often to show humility, but can also be used as an irony

If my friend is allowed to give his two cents in, your expert analysis hides the reality.

by taxtop February 6, 2014

banged his jaw

To get hit had by a certified roadman and get knocked out

"Bruv I banged his jaw this moist yutes jaw , he was on the floor cuz." He got hit and got knocked out

by Road man cuz December 1, 2016

blow his back out

When a gay guy fucks another guy too hard and he can’t walk for a few days

Guy 1: dude I’m gonna blow his back out

Guy 2: no way man

by Cranberry69 February 11, 2024

hi

i dont like you

hi you butt hole

by jojijijkjojlkmlkmk September 28, 2018

Hi

what you look up when your fapping to definitions and then your mom walks in

Me: oh that’s good (jacking off)
Me: oh shit moms coming
Me: I have to look something up quick

by Suck it Campbell March 9, 2019

Hi

Greetings

Lori: Hi! Can I order one cup of coffee?

by sevjame November 23, 2021

On His Comma

This is a time when a man is being uncharacteristically emotional and sensitive. This is a humorous comparison of a woman's period.

He must be on his comma

by Flint Sparks April 7, 2024