Michael Santiago

A righteous man that knows not of how to get thee pussy

Guy 1: Yo bro you hanging out with Michael Santiago
Guy 2: No I actually wanna get laid tonight

by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022

Michael

Michael is literally the best. Every second you spend with him will make you wish that time would stop moving quite so fast. He’s extremely easy to fall for. He’s a very intelligent person, yet never seems to know that he has every girl he knows in the palm of his hand. He has a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. His eyes light up with a fire when he’s doing something he loves. Those he loves are very very close to him. When a Michael confides in you, know you’re special. Michaels are very sensitive and emotional and don’t tell their deepest, darkest secrets to many. Michaels are very loyal. They would stick with you until the very end. If you find a Michael, he’s worth fighting for. Never, ever let him go, because his heart is worth the world.

You: Michael actually carried my things to class for me!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!

by Live_Love_Laugh_Dance6 January 14, 2022

Michael

Michael Is The Real God

Michael is best. I love Michael. Michael is actually the best person in the world.

by bihøhvyvihbvbyhip January 14, 2022

Michael Pena

A guy who drinks hotdog water for hydration during basketball games. His brother Rico hates him.

“You see that light skinned guy over there? Such a Michael Pena.”

by BigNorth January 19, 2022

Michael Pena

Drinks hotdog water to stay hydrated during his basketball games. Rico hates him. Kinda slow too

You see that guy over there? Such a Michael Pena.

by BigNorth January 19, 2022

Michael

Michael is a real nigga.

Michaels my nigga

by Jason Bolivian January 19, 2022

Michael

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge

IDK HOW TO DO A SENTENCE WITH MICHAEL LMFAIJDNSCIJNEDn

by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022