cunt magnet

a person who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag while at the same time attracting women.

That cunt magnet should be wiped off the face of the earth.

by fat fury February 16, 2010

cunt-stuff

To lose a boot or other form of foot-wear in ones vagina and/or asshole. To give a good kick in the hoochie.

I would really love to cunt-stuff my chemistry teacher.

by AshieN March 3, 2009

cunt hammer

In super smash brothers melee, samus' down a meteor smash attack.

Dude you just got cunt hammered.

by Viridis July 5, 2008

shit-cunt

Derogatory term for a person, most notably used when referring to females. The joining of the two curse words is designed to further emphasise that the subject being referred to is more than just a mere cunt. It's vulgarity in terms of literal meaning is also to further emphasise that the subject being referred to is a particularly unsavoury or disagreeable character in terms of actions and/or opinion. The adding of a 3rd curse or whole insult to pre-empt the original insult is to add body and weight to the vocal impact.

Usually used by inebriated Eagans*

*see def for "eagan"

"that fuckin bird is a fuckin shit-cunt. I could be in Norfolk fucking a nurse but i'm stuck here with that cock teasing shit-cunt...you you're like the big brother i've already got two of but her...shit-cunt!"

by uncle salty May 10, 2004

Cunt Hair

A term usually used in Military applications, and often abbreviated to just CH (or Charlie-Hotel in phonetics.) Is is often looked upon as the second smallest possible unit of measurement outside of Scientific applications, the smallest being a Red Cunt Hair (RCH/Romeo-Charlie-Hotel.)

It holds no exact translation into either the US Standard or the Metric Systems, and is an extremely variable term. The closest possible definition is: an approximation of an extremely small increment.

"Sergeant! Please move that Bradley over, just a CH though."

"Holy Shit! I just caught one in the plate! Had that been a Cunt Hair over to the left, I'd be a dead man, Sir!"

by Herr Jaeger November 20, 2011

Cunt Rocket

(kunt rok-ett)
n. vulgar slang

1. A projectile mainly consisting of the human female genitalia.

2. A flying cunt

Let's go read "To Kill A Mockingbird"!

How about no, you cunt rocket...

by Jake-a-Jew February 4, 2006

cunt bunt

cunt bunt is when you kick somone in the cunt, or the vagina

im gunna give you a cunt bunt

by jimbrowski April 23, 2007