Cracked

Cracked = Sex
Only Men can use this term.

-Street definition.-

I just cracked the b**ch last night.

She’s going to get cracked, on meeee.

by Moe - Da - Menece December 15, 2019

Hack it 'til you crack it

Commonly used in software engineering. A phrase describing building quick fixes on top of quick fixes until they solve the problem.

"Should I write a proper implementation for this?" - "Nah, hack it 'til you crack it!"

by j2yw3f March 26, 2024

christian crack

Coffee!

John was tired so he overdosed on some Christian crack.

by Naughtytinkr Bell December 14, 2017

cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.

"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."

by Beef Sniper May 26, 2005

Crack whore pores

Blemishes found on the face of someone who smokes crack

That girl has crack whore pores all over her

by Fantizzle March 17, 2021

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

crack turtle

A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.

Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."

by thepranxter March 21, 2018