So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?
by Shoppness May 28, 2019
Get the Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhmanmug. A type of person who constantly wakes up at 2 am to play 2k and fortnite.constantly acts retarted so his friends are never sure if he’s actually retarded.a Michael Hutzel always fakes injuries to get out of stuff.thinks he’s good at basketball but fails miserably.
by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020
Get the michael hutzelmug. Some who is being Gay-Hitler
by Spaztrooper October 17, 2016
Get the Michael Jordy Ortizmug. A GIGANTIC meat-rider who just piggy-backs off other people's insults. Beware of these people because they'll continuously meat-ride others but try to defend themselves (VERY HORRIBLY), are 90% of the time a closeted racist, and wear EXTREMELY low pool shorts on a normal day.
by FriendGroupDefinitions November 22, 2023
Get the Michael Poladianmug. by Fortniteclutcher300 October 20, 2020
Get the michael slivkamug. by uubhj October 11, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. absolute player he is so childish he cry's when he is proved wrong and has manky curly brown hair and has knob chewse so strong it clearly hasn't been washed in a good few months
by elliemaerhodes123 May 10, 2023
Get the michaelmug.