Bird

Bird (noun)
/bərd/

A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.

“He’s not complicated, sis — he’s just a bird.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”

by KushySaratoga June 21, 2025

Dodo bird

A speciesism of humans yet to be identified as normal.

Girl: Oh look it’s Garrett

Garrett: IM A DODO BIRD
Scientist: I wonder if he identifies as normal?

by VotiveCobra7793minecraft May 24, 2019

Bird

Commonly used to refer to the word.

"Bird is the word!"

by AmazingLion91 February 27, 2021

birdsville [bird person]

when everyone in a room is so stupid or says something stupid...it is called birdsville

dude this place is all birdsville bird person

by h-e-buddy January 23, 2009

BAKED BIRD

ˈbeɪkt bə d noun

under the influence of chicken wings.

"GET BAKED NOT FRIED"

"Hey, how's it going?, Shall we get BAKED BIRD tonight?"
"Who's feeling to get BAKED BIRD?"

by Baked Bird November 28, 2021

Birds Are Robots

Absolute shit conspiracies about beautiful creatures.

Aiden: Birds are robots.
Josh: Shut the fuck up. You retarded shitburger.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Bird Leaf

Bird leaf is a dumb way to say feather

Ryan - look at that bird leaf (while pointing at a feather)

by 8s8s8s8s8s8s8s October 11, 2023