A humorous or colloquial phrase meaning the inability to move very fast, specifically attributed to a person named Dave. It describes Dave’s characteristic lack of speed, whether due to physical limitation, effort level, or general disposition.
by Dohbro December 15, 2025
Get the Look of Run mug.The cheer heard round the world after the cowardly Josh Hawley was seen evading the January 6 insurrectionists attacking the Capitol. This is the insurrection Josh encouraged.
Run Josh Run! could be heard echoing from the walls of Congress as he cowardly evaded the insurrection he helped ignite.
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In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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