Shit Website

You're on one right now

You probably use this shit website, because your school blocked Twitter. Stay off Twitter & find God.

by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022

blazing shits

A gastro eruption

The results of severe gastro eruption is blazing shits.

by The blazing December 17, 2017

the shit is bananas

When shit becomes a tropical, yellow fruit with thick peel.
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".

Gwen: The shit is bananas! B A N A N A S

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

jurassic shit

Some guy in the bathroom taking a shit. Then hears a girl say “something something Jurassic Park”

“MORE LIKE A JURRASIC SHIIIIIIT” ‘hehe Jurassic shit’

by ThatMiuSimp January 12, 2021

Wind shit

Another term used for farting.

"Yo the kid in the seat next to me just caught some wind shit."
"Bro you feel that wind shit yet?"

by grandmaster poo December 30, 2011

Sleepy Shits

When every time you fall asleep you shit yourself!

Plus I got the sleepy shits, that’s when you shit yourself every time you fall asleep! Only happened about 6 times! Only got the sheets twice! Needless to say I’m plum wore out!

by Jonathan the poon handler January 14, 2019

Shit Claymore

Shit Claymore is when a pet or person set a trap for a human by Shitting in a common entrance for said person. Often used for revenge

Zack: "so yesterday i walked in my house and my dog Little Man had shit infront of the door"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"

by liljohn433 August 16, 2010