Dragon

A woman.

Man 1: The dragons are out today.
Man 2: Just don't tick them off, they'll start roaring and breathing fire!
Man 1: Ha ha ha, we call that PMSing where I come from!

by sighkickspy April 16, 2024

Dragon farts

An analogy for when things are feeling magical due to the fact that dragons are a magical creatures hence their farts are extremely rare

Mark just won a new car bet things are dragon farts for him

by Herdom December 30, 2020

Irish Dragon

Getting highly inebriated , preferably on a mixture of Guinness and Jameson, with a female partner. Then in the act of screwing from behind, punching said female in the stomach causing her to vomit. Bonus points if this occurs during orgasm. Double bonus points if either party is Ginger.

Jim: "Dude, Gina got wrecked on Jameson last night."
Bill: "I know, right? I took her back to her place and gave her the ol' Irish Dragon."
Jim: "Aw, man. Gross.:
Bill: 'I know, she was pissed!"

by LAST1990 September 9, 2013

Dragon Slurp

When a guy slurps up a woman’s period blood and spits it out their mouth like a fire breathing dragon and continues to fuck her

She was on her period so i gave her a dragon slurp

by Atominicc February 2, 2021

mean dragon

a nigger that dick slaps a girl

i just mean dragoned her

by jkhfvhh\ February 17, 2017

Dragon breath

Dragon breath is when you cum in your girl’s nose and right after she spits it out from the mouth like a dragon spitting fire

Girl 1 - how was the night with Josh yesterday ?
Girl 2 - he cummed in my nose so i performed “DRAGON BREATH” on him... he was so happy :)

by Sinnert September 27, 2020

Thai dragon

You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body

Boy:dam g I gave my ex that Thai dragon last night

Boy2: for real motherfucker you one strange man

by SEX NIG July 14, 2019