david

1: leaves you hanging.
2: weirdly into pokemon.
3: a femboy/trap.

a: is he smash or pass'ing all the pokemons?
b: ew... what a "david".

by wackadacka February 14, 2024

DAVID HER

If a girl just won't shut up , shove a xanix down her throat

Dude, my friend's girl was just b****** and b****** You know and I was like " bro just David her!"

by FANCYMOUSE February 14, 2024

David

mysterious.

person: yo look it’s some emo dude
other person: oh that’s just david

by user_310 February 20, 2024

David from the Christmas Carol

What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?

David from the Christmas Carol is gay

by PionelPessiGhosted February 28, 2024

David Tendlering

When you film yourself jerking off and then you masterbate to the video of yourself jerking off.

David Tendler filmed him self jerking off and will jerk of to it later to David Tendlering

by FPR293 March 2, 2024

Top Shotta David

best guy you’ll meat.

Girl: heyyyy top shotta
Top Shotta David: wys

by Top Shotta March 3, 2024

David wolfe

David He is so fine he doesn't know how fine an funny he is .he is the dread head of my dreams

Tay:who is that's fine dread in the hallway?

Me: that's David wolfe he is the dread head of my dreams

by Impossible lovergirl March 5, 2024