david

asshole

u see kalis brother david he has anger issues and is an asshole

by neieneja June 24, 2022

apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

David

A very intelligent and talented young man, a go-getter with a big heart for others. Selfless; he gives people many opportunities; he extends grace, for much was given to him as well. Hopeless romantic and passionate being that has not given up on love. David is a rare type of human. He is the type of person that while he knows you lie to him, he knows but chooses not to expose you in front of others because he sees no value in that. There are very few like him. David is a loyal individual that prioritizes serious relationships. He is also very talented in bed, for he is gifted in size and knows how to use it. He can make any woman crave him. Although he is quite the man he tends to keep to himself and stays humble. If you’ve found yourself a David don’t let him go. He will rock your world and cover you in love.

Friend 1: “I just want to meet my perfect man”
Friend 2 “There is not such thing as the perfect ma…” (she pauses in astonishment as David walks into the room)

by Some kind of wise guy July 5, 2022

David Gold

David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.

Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"

by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022

david millan

A plumpy illegal Mexican

David millan unmute your Mike before I squeeze your cheeks

by Yess1i February 17, 2022

David

A david is a cutie sexc af boy with freckles

His ass is also rly fun to slap

Omg zi ur dating a david😍

by Zi-meow February 18, 2022

David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.

Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-

by david is me February 24, 2022