bring me a cookie

street name for a bundle of heroin

Can you bring me a cookie Yo!

by MaD X December 7, 2017

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

Dip the cookie in the milk

It means make your convo wet so when u dip a cookie in milk it get all wet and soggy also most so make your convo like that

This is so dry dip the cookie in the milk

by Yanna333 May 20, 2018

Pulled a cookie

The act of fucking up something in a way only Guetzli could

Why'd you let the "special" kid get a goal?
Shit, i pulled a cookie

by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018

Pulled a cookie

When you fucked something up so bad, only someone like Guetzli could pull it off

Why the fuck did you let the "special" kid get a goal?!

Shit sorry, i pulled a cookie

by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Graham Cracker Cookie

The poor man’s desert.

It’s a simple graham cracker split in half with added frosting/icing in between for added sweetness.

It’s delightful with milk.

Have you tried Graham cracker cookies? I always used to make them as a kid.

by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019