by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

by Darmani April 10, 2020

Euphemism for Masturbation. What the cable installer is really doing when he says he has to go back to his truck to call his boss.
Also derived from the idea that the penis makes any decisions in men's lives, and is therefore "the boss."
Also derived from the idea that the penis makes any decisions in men's lives, and is therefore "the boss."
by McDeac March 5, 2015

why yes the delightful call to get some delicious cake
you use it if hornie or drunk and want to get a wet willy
you use it if hornie or drunk and want to get a wet willy
by dekusfriendbaku May 4, 2020

Inverse Call Law: the chances of talking to the person you need to talk to are inversely proportional to the number of people actually on the call.
The meeting with AT&T never accomplished anything because of the Inverse Call Law: 15 middle-managers in the call and 0 engineers
by anonymous July 30, 2024

When one is required to perform whatever the other person asks no matter when or where they are at the time on call is said. Usually used to receive head or anything that the person wants.
Dan called “on call” while he and his lady were having dinner at a upscale restaurant and she was required to immediately get on her knees and perform oral sex. The individual who is being told “on call” has only 1 minute to start whatever task that they are being told to do.
by El Pago March 4, 2025

Curated by Rachel the Mage and Kyara the Great, this phrase is used when a joke is simply not funny and just cringey. Very reminiscent of “the 80’s is calling they want their hair back”.
by kyarathesnake May 29, 2025
