Wet the Whiskers

When a female with a full bush of pubic hair urinates

Sally really needed to wet the whiskers but the restroom was occupied

by Humanised Centipede September 2, 2017

Wet

Is another term for diamonds. Commonly used by rappers and other music artists. Diamonds on watches and chains are wet also.

Dude my diamond chain is wet, look how it shines

by JJDrew August 27, 2019

Wet-nap

A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).

You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.

by Deeptot January 6, 2021

Willard Wet boy

A guy who’s only interested in getting his penis wet. He will go to drastic lengths to do so

"Oh my god, James just asked me on FaceTime to help him get off."
"He’s such a Willard Wet boy"

by Gojosbabymomma March 21, 2025

Wet Boy

A boy who acts gay/extremely feminine.
Somebody boys with no female friends are jealous of

"He is always with girls. What a wet boy"
"He can't fight because he's a wet boy"

by Moo Cho Di January 17, 2024

wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services

My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(

by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024