dragon ball fan

A species of the Homo-Sapiens. This particular species has about 99.85% of their population not knowing how to read. This is evident when they are presented with such question, such as “Who is the weakest character”, and still choose Goku. The 0.15% of them who know how to read are dumbfounded by the idiotic and moronic behavior perused by the other 99.85% of thier population.

DBZ Macky: who is the worst character
Dragon Ball fans: (chooses Goku)
Me (who is a DB fan who can read): What the f-

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 27, 2025

Tornado anus dragon

An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.

Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.

by Circle Mali 35 April 4, 2022

[Sad Dragon]

1. A person who has lost something or someone important to her, who he cared about.
2. When a person does not take care of what he has.

You are just like a sad dragon

by RealFelisa March 29, 2018

Dragon’s Kiss

After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.

I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.

by Bald Ego September 21, 2022

Gae Dragon Cumshot

Exactly what it sounds like. Also, why the fuck did you look this up.

He used his final trump card when they were least expecting it, the infamous "gae dragon cumshot"

by Lemon._. November 21, 2021

Dragon Head

West side Bill.

Donny should watch how he make's coffee. Dragon Head won't be pleased and will chop him up.

by the_messenger March 11, 2020

Cougar & Dragon

Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.

Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?

Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.

Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.

Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.

by Shredder P July 29, 2022