Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).

“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”

by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024

Schrödinger’s Retard

When you focus on someone else out of spite and cost the game

Wow you were a Schrödinger’s Retard that game

by TheDrunkestUncle February 26, 2024

Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.

Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo

by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024

Biggest fucking retard ever

Justin Trudeau is the biggest retard that as ever been prime Minister of Canada

His carbon tax, Bill C-21 bill C-18 are the most retarded laws and ideas ever. Biggest fucking retard ever.

by Biggest_bird_retar April 4, 2024

wee wee retard

someone whos retarded and in bottom set english

me: bff ur a wee wee retard
bff: no the fuck im not kill urself
me: ok mong

by ellolmao April 8, 2024

Sure,buddy-retard

An alternate version of Okay,buddy-retard because MY FRIEND BILLY WANTS TO GET TECHNICAL.

"Sure,buddy-retard."

"It's actually okay,buddy-retard."

"BILLY STFU THIS IS MY VERSION!"

by Vinniethelegend June 6, 2024

Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"

Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.

by Unknown-user-idc September 18, 2024