Michael

Secret snap chat best friend. Most likely your best friends brother & she is jealous when y'all dont pay attention to her. When he knows you're coming over to her house he purposely washes her dishes without a shirt on. Leaves phone chargers at your home & doesnt bring back your tape or scissors when borrowed.
Can I borrow your jacket?
Sure but dont Michael it.

Hey, that guy is half naked, so unusual when he's welding, isnt he worried?
Nah, he's just pulling a Michael because he knows the neighbor lady will be driving by soon.
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I think you about you all the time Michael
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A sassy man who knows no bounds. A well educated white man who happens to act a bit gay but somehow has a girlfriend. Weirdly good at video games. Again very sassy. Is most likely a Taurus born on May 16. The closer to May 16th the sassier
Michael just told me too bad when i said my mother died, he's so sassy!
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Girl: Michael is dirty
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Before you read the following definition. Keep in mind that I am in fact named Michael so I will tell all you strangers my flaws and pros.

Hi I’m Michael I am intelligent and love a lot of things. I don’t love easily but when I do I love hard. I can be secretive and alone but also loyal and friendly. If you piss me off I will snap your arm off of your body and shove it up your a**. Anyway. I can be extremely hard on myself when I make a mistake. I have never told a soul about another persons life if they haven’t asked me to. I’m not the greatest looking and slightly fat but trying to improve my looks. If you hurt anyone I like I will cut you. Thank you for reading.

There is a little bit about myself so if you see another Michael , compare them to this
Do you need a. Example of how to use a namelike Michael in a sentance? If you do then you should not be reading a definition solely about a name
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