The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023

Posie's Law

The law of one eating bagels to make their butt bigger

“How is your booty so big?” “I followed Posie's Law.”

by wimmie_g May 8, 2023

cousin-in-law

First cousin's spouse or spouse's first cousin.

My cousin-in-law is a educated person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

stepnephew-in-law

1- Stepnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepnephew.

My stepnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

step-co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's stepnibling's spouse.

My step-co-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

great-grandniece-in-law

1- Great-grandnephew's wife.
2- Spouse's great-grandniece.

My great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Megan's Law

1 : A law for sex offenders.

2 : A amazing song by Megan who tore up Nicki, as nicki attempted to come back with 5 songs.

Gal 1: Have you listened to Megan's law?

Dude 1 : Bro, you mean the thing for OFFENDERS?

Gal 1 : no dumbass, i'm talking about the song by Megan.

by 'sepphie May 10, 2024