poking on facebook 

having nothing to do but irritate girlfriend by repeatedly poking her and then telling people you enjoy it when she pokes you back as a sexual reference.

yo, i was bored so i started poking on facebook. ya know, my girl, 'cuz i like it when she pokes me back, ya heard??

poking on facebook by yadayadayayaya December 28, 2009

so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook? 

"so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?" Has a deeply incoded message intangled upon it. U is also referred as you in the Internet world. Gonna is also a slang for going to. The terms 'hit up' refer to intercourse. The message simply yet subtly means. So, are you going to have sexual intercourse with everyone on your facebook?

Wow, Edwin you do have a lot of friends on your facebook! So u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?

so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook? by perzbenz May 17, 2006

Take it to Facebook

When two separate parties make it a point to air out their grievances with one another via Facebook status updates.

Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.

Take it to Facebook by Analogy Queen NJ March 3, 2010

The ones who crashed facebook 

Chelsea and Tom were spamming ange's picture with meanlingless chat on 1/15/2009 when the picture reached about 150 comments facebook went poof. And for about 3 hours pictures were invisible, pages were distorted, and a legend was born.... The Ones Who Crashed Facebook.

I was just about to write on my girlfriends wall when i got kicked off! GOD DAMN ID LOVE TO FIND THE ONES WHO CRASHED FACEBOOK IN PERSON AND KILL THEM

The ones who crashed facebook by stylezzZ` January 15, 2009

pirate facebook 

A translation of the regular facebook that makes all the text pirate-like

"Man check out this piece of shit pirate facebook!"

"Yeah honkey this is hard to understand"

pirate facebook by zerotohero March 14, 2009

Late Facebook Bloomer 

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...

Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!

Late Facebook Bloomer by Jazzist August 15, 2006

The facebook faces 

The Internet memes from 4chan being posted on facebook and seeming new and becoming populer with the shitbrickers from school.

Random cunt:Hey dude have you seen The facebook faces, meh gusta, LOL!

proper internet user:Oh god why...

Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!

proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!

The facebook faces by burning bacon June 5, 2012