Fortnite

A overplayed game that will cause constipation because you can not stop playing it and will make you shit in your pants

I am playing Fortnite but I have a cramp

by L’an an February 14, 2019

Fortnite

A super popular game that virgins wont shut up about. Also when you play, you cant stop because you want the victory royale but u realize that ur trash. This also causes alot of credit cards stolen by 9 year olds who want to buy skins and stuff. Also, this game prolly stole your man who likes to post his wins on snapchat

John: Hey Tommy wnat to paly sum fort khight???

Tommy: Yaeh lets go stael my mOms creidt card
John: graet idea
Mom: fortnite should die

by Its_izzy3 February 14, 2019

Fortnite Damage

Fortnite Damage; When you're playing any other game than Fortnite and deal 8 damage using a shotgun

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT DEAL 8 DAMAGE, WHAT IS THIS FOR FORTNITE DAMAGE - Pissed Apex Legends Player

by Skythes February 15, 2019

Fortnite

All the rich white 9 year old play, or the sweaty soccer skin that has a voice changer to make them sound like a gamer girl but it’s actually a 386 pound child molester eating Cheetos tryna get the address of some poor children. It was fun and really good like season 1-4 but after that it just went to a new Minecraft, the sad part is it still has a concurrent player base of 145 million players but hopefully when the 9 years reach a decent time in their life they will realize holding RT isn’t that fun.

Fortnite the game that Robby play when he gets home because he has no friends or a life

by fatpizzamagician February 17, 2019

Fortnite

The scourge of the internet. Why will this dumbass trend not die?

Literally anyone who plays this game is and will always be a virgin with a micropenis. In all seriousness tho, everyone who plays Fortnite probably has some form of mental illness

Person 1: Yo do you play Fortnite?
Person 2: No thanks I'm not G A Y

by Tyler the Beast August 30, 2018

Fortnite

A mistake of a game, created by a mistake of a developer, for the mistakes that play it due to their own mental retardation.

My retarded cousin, Jon plays Fortnite because he doesn't know how to think.

by ThatOneMans September 1, 2018

Fortnite

A stupid game that only appeals to the casuals. Little kids will probably dislike this because they're still new to the game and it gets easier for them every update

Me: Fortnite's trash
Little Kid: No you're just jealous because you suck at it
Me: But you've only played for 6 months little kid

by XxNoobzxX September 2, 2018