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Dead man's lover

1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.

2) To be doomed to misery in the near future

3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."

2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
by R Vollen February 21, 2008
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The Dead-zone

A really slow night of sales, particularly pertaining to bar and restaurant business.

A type of punishment your partner puts you in. (This is similar to being in the doghouse.)

A type of immune response that may take a week or so to recover before returning to work. (Usually happens with people of low stamina and thin blood.)
Man last Tuesday was the lamest night of sales in a long time! It was like the Dead-zone got resurrected and then just suddenly shriveled and died!
by wantongorilla August 12, 2020
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Dead (when used as a joke)

"Dead" is a short term used on the Internet to describe a place that is not active, temporarily or permanently. This term is most seen on popular Discord servers. Also can refer rarely to an actual death, though there is little to no confusion between the two definitions.
"I guess the server is Dead (when used as a joke).
by seizurebutton February 21, 2019
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dead yo

when you like die yo, body decomposes and you no longer exists.

you're just a burning memory.

THE END!
🗿: man dead yo, is eroded. fossilized, extinct like the dinos.

🐂: yet I'll remember your gaze that's rooted into my soul.

(*fly me to the moon playing in the background*)
by comrade susi wolf July 28, 2022
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dead wed

Dead Wed is act the act of of promising. It is used when promising to someone similar to the word “bible” but much better. When writing Dead Wec it always starts in capitals because it is cool like that
Cool dude: “Please don’t tell anyone man”
Cool man: “Don’t worry man I won’t”
Cool dude: “Dead Wed”?
Cool man: “Yes, Dead Wed
by Y0ungd4gg3rd1ck June 16, 2018
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