david

can be very sweet and charming should date a girl called alisha

david; i love you

by pluto your mum June 21, 2019

David Ruiz

A guy with a plump ass and gives amazing head

"I heard Oliver got a blow job from David Ruiz"
"OH my is he lucky"

by MeekPill2207 November 30, 2021

David

A person that is completely avarage wieght for his hueght and will not have a heart attack. He hooked up with Grace and loves Grace and drives a jet plane.

"Wow David looks depressed today"

by anonymous April 15, 2022

david peper

literately an alpha male in its purest form. He is such a chad that he cannot keep the women away. A master hacker, chess player, and gamer. Currently a cart pusher for Walmart so he can work his way up to CEO just to challenge himself

girl1: hey you going to get you a man soon?
girl2: nah i'm still chasing that david peper

by chikkichad January 22, 2019

David

He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off

-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David

Most handsome boy without flaw sexy. Will sweep off any girls off their feet. Great personality. Confident above 6 feet. Hollow cheeks. Smart. Badass. Will get the girl he loves and marry her

Crush: Who's that boy?
Friend: He's David
Crush: He's very attractive and confident

by Emperor David January 6, 2021