David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023

David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room

"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"

by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023

joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.

you're a total joshua david evans

by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018

David

*Another word for describing someone of Asian decent.

*David is a very popular name for a Chinese man. Its seen as good luck if you name your child david, great riches will come your way!

Me "Were are you from?"

You "I'm from china"
Me "oh so you're a david?"

by Davidsareamazing November 24, 2021

David Mendez

Cute, caring Person. Loves the people that are special to him. Works out from Monday’s to Fridays. He is in love with Gus.
David is the cutest human being.

He’s hot.

Gus loves David Mendez very much.

by Gustave May 16, 2019

David Kawakami

One of the coolest, smartest and sweetest dude you will ever meet. He is someone who prob rick-rolled you at least once by now, and a guy who brags about everything he can think of.

David Kawakami: Yo have you checked my insta bio, I put my onlyfans account there
Some random guy: Interesting, *proceeds to click on the link and gets rick-rolled*

by Language artist September 21, 2020

smart david

A person that is very smart named David

Smart David is smarter than you think

by ______-___ April 7, 2019