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Michael

This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay
Michael is kinda weird bro. I mean he soooooo loud and has a tiny dick.
by Weebyblazeit February 4, 2022
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Michael Harris

The North Adams ¨Diddy¨ he is know for showing his erect genitals and phrasing they as ¨A little over 8¨
Michael Harris is a little over 8¨.
by jimbo 812223 September 16, 2025
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Michael Donoghue

Oh look it’s Michael Donoghue the sexy specimen
by Nathan pender lover October 11, 2021
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michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.
Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does
by daddy56990 October 19, 2021
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michael mihalovich

michael mihalovich is badass
by ghhfy May 4, 2018
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Michael

Me, i'm Michael. Not Michael Jackson or Michael B Jordan not even Michael Jordan. Only me, I am Micharl
Aloha Michael
Wow Michael is so happy today
Michael forogt to tie his shoes teehee
by Humbleberry November 26, 2021
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Michael

This michael is fucked the fuck up but is still caring, his background is hard and he wont tell you when he's upset, but would let you know when he loves you and has a really kinky side spreads his toes weirdly but still makes you laugh. this michael is a virgo and pared with a capricorn(me) you guys had a relationship and now a situatioship, complicationship but acted like a couple smokes alot of fucking weed then forgets what happened the next day or after 3 hours, he will have deep conversations with you and tell you personal shit you cant use aginst him and when your with him and that moments over youll miss him like crazt listen to "Glimpse of us" by Joji crying on reapeat becuase you love and miss him
Hoe girl #1: why she fuck with him when he ugly?
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗
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