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Wrestling John Wayne

To toil with a particularly large, unwieldy bowel movement.
"That's the last time I'm eating White Castle. If anyone needs me, I'll be wrestling John Wayne."
by M3RCU7IO March 6, 2010
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John McCain Friend

An acquaintance who you are fondly referring to, but you don't actually know this person very well, nor is he or she your friend.

Derived from Senator John McCain's frequent use of the phrase "My friends..." on the presidential campaign trail directed toward a large crowd of strangers. Strangers he was fond of, yes, but strangers nonetheless.
Christine: My friend from my huge college class and I were working together and she said...
Michelle: Wait, what was her name?
Christine: I don't remember.
Michelle: And she's your friend?
Christine: Uhh...
Michelle: So she's your John McCain Friend.
Christine: Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
by McCainFTW March 5, 2009
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Who-Hit-John

slang whiskey, especially of cheap or inferior grade

origin uncertain: may allude to wild bar brawls in a drunken state and the common male given name “John” for anyone so struck in such a fight indiscriminately and/or may be a corruption of ‘hooch’
The cowboy always travelled on the drive with a bottle of Who-Hit-John in his hand.
by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008
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John Lennon's nose

The most perfect nose ever to be on the face of a human. Often overlooked because of Ringo's large nose.

It is amazing.
Person: Wow! Look at that nose! It's amazing!
Me: That's John Lennon's Nose, isn't it beautiful?
by Mrs. Marilyn O' Boogie August 7, 2011
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John Quincy Adams

Some guy who got outswagged by Andrew Jackson in 1828.
John Quincy Adams had sick mutton chops but just couldn't compare to Andrew Jackson's level of swag.
by Firebaptist June 21, 2011
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Sweet Georgia John

Based on the precept that even the most mundane of utterances can blow minds with proper timing, the Sweet Georgia John is a sex act wherein at the moment right before your partner begins to climax you make a completely trivial comment. Just as he or she is about to orgasm you say something like "oh, by the way - Tom says hi" or "don't let me forget to take out the recycling." Any statement of relatively very little importance which would generally be voiced only in passing will suffice. Although potentially distracting, the manuever is intended neither to diminish nor enhance the experience of the orgasmee. Rather, its purpose is to render your partner's climax bizarre or surreal in light of your flippant remark while engendering an overall sense of trippiness. When performed by a female it is also known as a Sweet Georgia Jane.
I gave my girlfriend a Sweet Georgia John when I waited until the precise moment just before she started coming to compliment her on the new drapes.
by JCfreely January 8, 2011
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Dear John Letter

A "Dear John letter" is a letter written to a husband or boyfriend to inform him their relationship is over, usually because the author has found another lover. Dear John Letters are often written out of an inability or unwillingness to inform the man in person. The reverse situation, in which someone writes to his wife or girlfriend to break off the relationship, is referred to as a "Dear Jane letter".
"Dear John..
I'm writing to inform you that I've found another replacement to my lonely vagina, please understand that, I'm a whore and needed another man.
With Love,

Savannah"

(Dear John Letter)
by BrazaaBoy!! February 12, 2010
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