David

A guy how broke bitches hearts

"He broke my heart,,
"His name probablly is DAVID,,

by Oh hi bitch November 13, 2020

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David Hunter

a man with a very large nose that could get its own area code

"oh wow! I can see that nose from miles away!"
"must be David Hunter"

by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 10, 2020

David

A horrible person who wants to boof me and others and loves to listen to roleplay sex online. He's into selfcest, rape and more.

David's a bitch and a meaning

David loves men

by Goldie323 March 5, 2025

David

David is a stinky little piss boy, who cums in his jeans whenever he sees big muscle mommies.

Oh no, I David’d in my pants!

by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023

David

He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off

-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

David Kawakami

One of the coolest, smartest and sweetest dude you will ever meet. He is someone who prob rick-rolled you at least once by now, and a guy who brags about everything he can think of.

David Kawakami: Yo have you checked my insta bio, I put my onlyfans account there
Some random guy: Interesting, *proceeds to click on the link and gets rick-rolled*

by Language artist September 21, 2020