Jesus pussy

Used in any context

Mainly used to express feelings or emotions

Jesus pussy, that girl has a phat ass!

by Brenny111 September 19, 2022

Jesus mode

Basically the opposite of sicko mode. Can be used when going to a place that you have to act socially acceptable, such as church or a funeral, or if you need to do good in a presentation or test for school.

"I'm about to go Jesus mode on the test."

by 241Bundalo March 21, 2019

Jesus Stepper

Follower of Christ

Father Maurice from Sister Act was the OG Jesus Stepper

by 313.Lynn January 29, 2024

Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation

My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.

by BombTBomb March 03, 2021

Jesus Salad

A dietary suppliment

Jesus Salad is good for the digestive system. Jesus Salad is a healthy meal containing lettuce, radish, carrots and Greek dressing.

by JReverend September 15, 2023

Meat Jesus

He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.

Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.

by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017

A Jesus

Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...

Hym "Right again about be a Jesus."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023