Ryan (Jesus)

I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan

AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there

by NNN is for losers May 28, 2021

Jesus Eyes

A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus

Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito

Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!

by Jesuseye's best friend February 4, 2017

marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016

pipe Jesus

Sani ys

Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus

by Spycrab505 December 25, 2022

Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.

I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

Jesus Canastuj

The realest mf. HE OWNS THE STREETS YA HEARD. PREACH FOR THIS GUY CUZ HE A PIMP AMEN.

Jesus Canastuj be balling wit money

by Chuyy101 November 23, 2021

Jesus pussy

Used in any context

Mainly used to express feelings or emotions

Jesus pussy, that girl has a phat ass!

by Brenny111 September 19, 2022