Sloppy Pizza

A pizza that has been punched and then microwaved until it is sloppy.

Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.

Ew! Tomasso is eating sloppy pizza for lunch again.

by Guck Messiah February 18, 2026

Sloppy sluts

Cockney rhyming slang for Drop Your Guts

Watch them sloppy sluts make waves with their smell

by Marquis De Beauvoir February 23, 2026

Sloppy driveway

When a girl takes a shit on your back then scoots her ass like a dog down your back smearing the shit.

I got a sloppy driveway last night and still can’t get rid of the smell

by Sloppy John March 3, 2026

Sloppy Jacobo

A sexual encounter where one is ejaculated on by a group of older men

Joshua: How old were you when you had your first sloppy jacobo?

Jay: Oh I remember it well, it was for my 18th birthday the first time my dad took me to a Russian Bath House... he and his buddies thought it would be funny to surprise me with one for my birthday.

by JacoboV March 23, 2026

Sloppy Frank

A Sloppy Frank is a relative of the Sloppy Joe

A sloppy frank is when you split 2 hotdogs down the center and splay them across toasted sandwich bread, with chili, cheese, and other optional toppings.

"Those Sloppy Franks we got were delicious, they really hit the spot."

by Velvet Pimpson March 28, 2026

Sloppy mcnasty

Giving a blowjob whilst wearing a cardboard box on your head

Hey man I gave Dallas a sloppy mcnasty

by Damonkeh April 5, 2026

Stoopy Doop

A Canadian child of the 1960's who was chastised by Safety Sam for doing something very unsafe in a stupid way.

Judy: Bill , why are you sticking that screw driver in the outlet.

Bill: I need to turn the power up

Judy: You are such a Stoopy Doop

by Zeke Brotus May 2, 2025