When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.
Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.
This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.
Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'
Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.
Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'
Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020
Get the Mestizo Bonermug. a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021
Get the stale bonermug. A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.
One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.
by Bitchwithabigbrain June 17, 2020
Get the Boner clonemug. Another name for raw oysters based on their aphrodisiac nature and the fact that they look and feel like slugs.
by Tank44 October 19, 2015
Get the boner slugsmug. Guy who has a boner: *looks down at pants* oh shit... to Teacher: When will I be getting a grade on my project?
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.
by Fuck Your Fat Whore October 2, 2021
Get the bonermug. by NateTheHater April 13, 2014
Get the Neck Bonermug. 