Schrödinger's Nice Guy

Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want

Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.

by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021

dominoes delivery guy

Booty toucher

"So how did you loose your v-card" the dominoes delivery guy came over"

by Bigchungus69420911 April 23, 2019

Hug a guy day

When you see a guy give him a hug

Hug a guy day

by Tik tok .... December 15, 2019

hot tub guys

A group of guys sitting in the hot tub that are often characterized as being loud and obnoxious. They start every sentence with "Dude!" and think they are hot shit because they are hanging out together with their shirts off.

- Hey lets go hit up the hot tub!

- No, I don't want to deal with the douchey hot tub guys.

by DC_chick December 27, 2011

Chaos Guy#1860

A person of which is a retard.

Chaos Guy#1860 is such a retard Lmao

by FactsFactsBaby October 21, 2021

Brown eye guy

A guy who really enjoys a good look up close at the Mysterious brown eyed monster

Mark is totally a brown eye guy!

I truly enjoy zooming in on a nice clean brown eye, you could say I’m a brown eye guy.

by Wordvamp13 April 22, 2020

Sexy Guy with Problems

A 6"0+ white male with a lean, athletic physique and a body count higher than 30, equipped with unbelievable levels of sex appeal towards females, who also suffers from debilitating mental illness. Though still able to procure attractive female partners, he is constantly in a state of internal anguish. Hence, he is a Sexy Guy with Problems (SGwP).

Jack: Dude, Dominic hasn't come out of his room in three days and he hasn't taken his medication for Bipolar 1 Rapid Cycle Disorder. But dude, last night he banged Kelsey, who is a straight dime piece and he pulls more pussy than anybody here. What's up with him?
Mick: Oh, you didn't know man? He's a Sexy Guy with Problems.
Jack: Ye.

by Master Panda36 July 9, 2023