Spoo on a Poo

When a man ejaculates on a turd in the toilet AKA Spoo On A Poo

Yo man, my buddy just took a Spoo on a poo!

by ButtHairBurrito97 October 28, 2025

poo

yummy stuff that comes out of your dad

DADDY GIVE ME MORE POO

by casualracist June 7, 2023

Poo

Steamy chocolate that plops out of ur butthole. Just awaiting to see the world outside they’re mommy’s butt wound

“Mommy come check my chocolate’” says Sofia the First
“Umm that’s not chocolate that’s poo.”

by Bobby butt March 17, 2019

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022

Poo

A salted treat that comes from you butt.

I'm gonna eat some poo.

by Death is good October 28, 2021

Very Important Poo (VIP)

The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.

“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024