kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022

Poo fat

An annoying little shit who either doesn’t listen or pisses you off

Milo the dog: jumps up on the couch after tearing his acl like a dumb ass

You: god wtf milo. You such a fucking poo fat

by Gino Silvia July 5, 2025

poo

pooo

i pooed a lot

by ahjsdfagsdhfagsdghja April 17, 2022

poo & chew

The act of using chewing tobacco to loosen the bowels, and go poo.

Man that fart smells, might be time for a poo & chew

by Tr1xbOof August 15, 2016

Ralphie poo

Ralph is quite a silly billy. His best friend is Dickon (Dickin). He lives most of his life on the floor of tp. Ralph thinks he is smart, but he is quite silly sometimes. He has a lot of embarrassing photos. and snores the walls of our house down. He likes meat pies too much. and wants to bring back g-strings. Ralph is a gay cunt.

Joe: is that Ralph wearing a g-string
Toby: I know he said he's trying a new look
Dale: Hes so gay
Freya: I love it, so iconic
Lilah: I don't like it, Ralphie Poo needs mental help
House: he eats too many meat pies

by Ralph's Don Don Jonnie December 8, 2024

U of poo

A person forgot to wipe directly on their anus leaving a U shape poo shmear.

Mickey: "Babe I want you eat your ass but there's a U of poo !"
Bottom: "oh oops I'll go shower"

by Oomph January 22, 2022

Poo-poo face

Someone who isn’t nice

Bob: oh hey wanna play Mario kart?
Bon: no you poo-poo face

by Average Will September 22, 2023