missFortunes Law

The idea that with just the right amount of women gathered in conversation the likeliness of the conversation devolving into talking about zodiac signs or tarot cards increases and is an eventuality. Much like like Godwins Law

Avoid sleepovers if you don't wish to talk about your zodiac sign, for that is a prime place to have a conversation lead into missFortunes Law.

by PoiLethe May 3, 2023

Waters Law

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.

Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.

by anonymous May 4, 2023

Eric's Law

Putting law after something doesn't make it any more legitimate.

Murphy's law is a prime example of Eric's law.

by Menthro May 5, 2023

Qurayshi's Law

the proposition that the longer an internet conversation between shias goes on, the higher the probability becomes that Aisha Bint Abu Bakr will be mentioned.

Qurayshi's Law:

Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha

by abuhamza May 7, 2023

Posie's Law

The law of one eating bagels to make their butt bigger

“How is your booty so big?” “I followed Posie's Law.”

by wimmie_g May 8, 2023

Law

As of now you are able to punt or yeet any short person, during may.

Its is now law that you can punt or yeet any short person, during may.

by MrPink_ January 18, 2023

Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023