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certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"
Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.
by piet pieraat February 6, 2024
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Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch
Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!
by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022
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Dead burger

A burger that is dead and it is also known as "Luca"
I am going to play bridge on hive with Dead burger
by Mystic640 December 28, 2022
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Dead time

The time you spent from being held in custody to the time of you sentencing
Bart : remember that guy that got arrested at school? We’ll he got sentenced just today
Mill house : man that guy did a lot of dead time
by Shakell January 1, 2023
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I’m dead 💀

commonly used word’s usually found on social media, its a metaphor and doesn’t literally mean you are dead.
Ben types in the comments: “I’m dead 💀 “
Joe replies back: “dude did you actually die???!??”

Ben types back: “Bro its a commonly used word’s usually found on social media, its a metaphor and doesn’t literally mean you are dead.”
Joe types back: “oh you had me worried 😂😂😂.”
by scheiß Schwuchtel January 2, 2023
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The Walking Dead

Person 1: Oh boy! The Walking Dead is my favorite activity!
Person 2: Isn't The Walking Dead a TV show?
Person 1: No, silly! The Walking Dead is a lifestyle, it's a way of life. I tend to bang people with my wired bat because of i.
by TallllllllMannnn January 7, 2023
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Brain Dead Content

Media or literature that is so stupid it does not require a single brain cell to understand the context
“Dude, I’m so high I can only watch brain dead content like on YouTube right now…”
by Lurain January 13, 2023
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